Quality is not an option.
Quality is not an option.


On Facebook, a co-worker recently posted a photo of himself shirtless at the lake, holding a can of white-claw. That co-worker’s de-facto wife affectionately called him a “Grade-A Douche Canoe.” Having never heard the term before, I became enamored with the idea of creating a simple [adjective/adverb]+douche+[noun] nickname generator. Fortunately, my previous work with a random name generator based on US Census data made this an easy thing to implement.

May We Suggest…
Questionable Douche Comedy
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