A simple [adjective/adverb] + ” Douche ” + [noun] nickname generator.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Delay is the death of the sale.
First, we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII – and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it’s a brochure.