• If you have never attended a Minnesota Northstar Roller Girls roller derby event I pity you. Next one, Dec 10th. http://t.co/f0Jom91f #

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• For Halloween, I've decided to be the thing that frightens Republicans and angers Democrats… a differing viewpoint. #

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• Welcome to Today. Brought to you by yesterday, proud sponsor of tomorrow. Today. When stuff happens. #

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• I woke up in bed next to Monday! I swear she looked just like Sunday last night. #

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• This year's Weekend Of Man- http://weekendofman.com. Bacon, beer, boats, and balls that have been hit, chipped, and dipped in cold water. #
• Questioning whether this "Citrus Blast" is either. What do _you_ think it tastes like? #

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• If a prune burns in the center of All Things and no one is there to smell its smoke, is it still Monday? #

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• Simple web rule: if you advertise for added attention, make sure you can handle added load. #hbogo is #hboslow #hbonogo. #

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• Dear downtown Boston CVS: I hate your dogdamned self checkout. But not as much as I hate you for forcing me to use them. Happy Easter. #

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• you wanted your razor blades and…? #

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• I'm at Poor Richard's Tavern eating peach cobbler and drinking black coffee. Fear the party animal! #
• Testing a social media monitoring tool… will my mention of MBTA show up? #

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